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The McGann track (and, thanks to the War Doctor and double-Tennant, the last time a track number corresponds neatly to a Doctor number). Here we see the merits and the ingredients of cheese, with the Doctor conducting his own health experiments.

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This body was born in a hospital -
It's never going back there.
I rule out human medicine:
No doctors, I’m a doctrinaire.

'Physician heal thyself, never never get ill',
They’ve said since they age of Jesus.
Every-everybody pops some kinda pill;
I pop creams and cheeses.

They told me cheese is a dangerous hobby,
It’ll warp your mind, and distort your body.
I’ve had seven already, so I’m under no pressure;
I’m in Heaven already with this mound of Cheshire.

It’s the fountain of youth, it’s the miracle cure,
And my body is proof, and my mind is sure,
And I got two hearts, got a lotta love to foster.
Double double lovin' for some double Gloucester.

Chorus

Take me to a county where the cheese is pretty,
Fibre town, Cholestorol City.
Thiamin, niacin, calcium,
Nom nom nom nom yum yum yum.

Lactase Lactose Spironolactone,
Prolactin’ll help you grow yourself a backbone.
Iron and folate, lactalbumin!
Beta-lactoglobulin!

Chorus

American Cheese sets my stomach on fire:
All natural milk but a little bit higher.
One bite of a brie and my legs both dance.
It’s natural milk, but the milk’s enhanced.

This body was born in a hospital -
It's never going back there.
I rule out human medicine:
No doctors, I’m a doctrinaire.

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from Time and Relative Digressions on Cheese, released June 30, 2015

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Ben Swithen Sheffield, UK

Ben Swithen is a person.

Here you can find their music - solo work, and a Doctor-Who- and-Cheese double-concept concept-album by The Potential Bees (who are a two- or three- person band), which forces both concepts into every song).

You can also find Ben Swithen on Youtube, but why would you even?
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