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A new paradigm, a new set of regenerations, the reign of meat!

This Scottish meat track was helmed by Emily, the Welshest and vegetarianest of us all.

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I’d ask the Doctor if he’d please —
What’s the deal with him and cheese?
I’d think the first cuisiney hurdle
Is to keep the milk uncurdled
I’m the Mistress of this feast,
I want fish and bird and beast!
Don’t make a dairy cow of Daisy
When her beef could drive you crazy!

It’s no treat, unless it’s meat
Why have milk when you can have the teat?
Death! I’ll take it on a plate:
Muscles in their final state!
Some killing’s needed for real power
You can’t have dairy sweet ’n’ sour

Terrorise those tasty sheep!
Cut them down and make them weep
Mince the pigs and stew the geese
Lambs are there for more than fleece
Everyone’s an animal,
Eat them up and you’ll be full!
Exterminate a dalek roast,
then move on to your meaty host!

It’s no treat, unless it’s meat
Why have milk when you can have the teat?
Death! I’ll take it on a plate:
Muscles in their final state!
Some killing’s needed for real power
Brie won’t make your victims cower!

Mad, I may be; cruel, I’m clearly,
But I hate those nachos dearly.
Foolish doctor dairyphile!
All his cheeses taste like bile!
Cursed be all those cheesemakers,
Churning Wensleydale by acres!
Bastions of babybel
Have a space reserved in hell.

Instrumental.

Let Doccy advocate his feta
Try this sirloin steak - it’s betta!
Richer, hotter, full of iron
Eat a chicken! Eat a lion!
You can keep your cheesy scone,
Meat is murder - bring it on!
Human, bacon, emu, foal;
all of them at my control!

It’s no treat, unless it’s meat!
Why have milk when you can have the teat?
Death! I’ll take it on a plate:
Muscles in their final state!
Some killing’s needed for real power.
Cheese has reached its final hour!

credits

from Time and Relative Digressions on Cheese, released June 30, 2015
Words by Emily Myles, music by Ben Swithen

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Ben Swithen Sheffield, UK

Ben Swithen is a person.

Here you can find their music - solo work, and a Doctor-Who- and-Cheese double-concept concept-album by The Potential Bees (who are a two- or three- person band), which forces both concepts into every song).

You can also find Ben Swithen on Youtube, but why would you even?
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