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David Tennant's Doctor gets two tracks because there were two David Tennant Doctors*. With no particular planning, this track has something of a Phil Spector sound, or 'slightly Christmassy', if you will.

* according to the dream sequence at the end of Day of the Doctor, Tennant only really counts as one Doctor, but he took up two bouts of regeneration energy, hence two songs. The earlier song is the Doctor of the three seasons, while this one is the Doctor of the specials.


I wanna go
Where the soft cheese flows.
I wanna swim with a dolphin.
You gotta know
That I love it so,
If you cut it thick or thin.
I don’t wanna go
Where the cheese don’t go.

Oh, we’re living in the nineties now.
From the udder of a dairy cow
Comes the river of a cheese
To do with as we please!


Hey we’re living in a party town.
Here’s the lunchable you can’t turn down;
Whether you be mouse or Ood,
A monumental food!


Mozzarella or a Provolone,
Molto Bene, Marscapone!
Eating Fondue with a spoon,
My song is ending soon.

I wanna let myself go.

An em of emmental, a bite gruyere!
C’est la recipe de grandmamere.
Fantastique, delicieux!
Voice, le fromage bleu!


Time for emmental and party weather;
Space for eating every cheese together.
They say my song’s end is nigh,
It means I’m gonna die.



from Time and Relative Digressions on Cheese, released June 30, 2015




Ben Swithen Sheffield, UK

Ben Swithen is a person.

Here you can find their music - solo work, and a Doctor-Who- and-Cheese double-concept concept-album by The Potential Bees (who are a two- or three- person band), which forces both concepts into every song).

You can also find Ben Swithen on Youtube, but why would you even?
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